It’s about time the city starting dealing with all those stray Elmos in Times Square! At least, that’s a sentiment apparently shared by the New York Police Department, as well as various uncomfortable tourists and locals. Obviously this must not include the demographic of tourists willing to fork over cash to have Buzz Lightyear take […]
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Trailer Park Boys, the Canadian cult-comedy tv series, is not based on real events. The show frames itself as a documentary, but like The Office, it’s more “moc” than “doc.” If you’ve never seen it, I’ll be honest, you should watch a few episodes before trying to care about this story. Context is everything. If […]
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Cancer charities rake in a lot of money every year, probably because the disease has yet to be cured. People with cancer suffer through a harsh treatment process and, unfortunately, even then are sometimes unable to recover. It’s something we’ve been working on for years and years and years and years. And years. Who among […]
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Violence at Trump events has unfortunately become predictable, so it was only a matter of time before his campaign felt the consequences firsthand. Corey Lewandowski, manager of the Donald Trump presidential campaign, got into something of a scuffle with a reporter on March 8. Now he’s looking at assault charges — despite completely denying that […]
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Katt Williams has been having a hard time keeping his hands to himself. After typing that sentence, I now realize more clarity is necessary: Katt Williams has been having a hard time keeping his hands to himself and keeps trying to start fights with people (non-sexually). The comedian’s latest skirmish can be seen on World […]
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If you’ve ever rented the classic family film “Freddy Got Fingered,” watch out. There might be a warrant out for your arrest. Okay that’s not entirely true. But it’s not entirely false, either! Just look at what happened to this guy in Concord, North Carolina on Tuesday: James Meyers was driving his daughter to school […]
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What have YOU heard about the #ManInTree? Well he’s down. If you’re not in the know about the spectacle that had Seattle’s police on edge for almost 25 hours earlier this week, pop open that wine you’ve been saving and pull up a chair, because you’re about to hear the tale of the man in […]
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Alabama lawmakers are working on a bill geared toward ensuring that teachers know not to engage in inappropriate relations with students. Before delving into the implications of what’s being popularly interpreted as a “Hey Teachers! Don’t Have Sex With Students!” bill, it seems important to address the probable background of this story and others like […]
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While international attention focuses on Syrian refugees, North Korea, and the increasingly surreal concept of President Trump, the timeless idealogical battle between supporters of pirates vs. ninjas rages ever on. Is the ongoing competition for “which is cooler” as significant as these other current events? It’s up for debate, but no. Is it mildly relevant […]
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Does anybody remember that Hulk Hogan sex tape that leaked in 2012? Me neither. But leak it did — and apparently against the wishes of Hulk himself, who claims that he didn’t consent to being filmed while he made love to his best friend’s wife. Oh, did I forget to mention that part? Yeah. The […]
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