It’s a situation that many people in America might have a hard time relating to, but Hillocks Primary School in Sutton-in-Ashfield, in some place called Nottinghamshire, has just released a statement to parents which reiterates a “no smoking pot in the front yard policy.” The reason why Americans could have trouble picturing this situation is […]
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Justin Bieber is a celebrity, which means when he embarrasses himself it’s a much bigger deal for him than it would be for us normies in a similar situation. Most people don’t make international news when they commit a party foul, because hey, who cares? Bieber, on the other hand… Well, he doesn’t have the […]
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Some pranks are simply not worth it. This is a lesson recently learned by Hunter Osborn, a 19-year-old who just graduated from Red Mountain High School in Mesa, Arizona. While undoubtedly encouraged by his cronies, the football player decided that it’d be hilarious if he exposed his penis during the team photograph, which would be […]
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Have you been to Starbucks before and purchased one of their chilled beverages? Did those greedy goblins put so much ice in the cup that you only managed a few sips? Rest assured: you’re not alone. And the movement you’ve been waiting for has just begun. Stacy Pincus, a woman from Illinois, has just filed […]
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A random dude in New York City just did a big favor for Shia LaBeouf. Last Saturday evening, 26-year-old Mario Licato got punched in the face and sent barreling down the stairs of a Lower East Side subway station. It knocked him out cold, but not before heard a stranger’s voice righteously declare, “This is […]
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When it comes to giving tips, calculations can be complicated. What’s an appropriate percentage to tip a shitty waiter, or alternatively, a decent one? What’s the standard tip rate from cab drivers? And so on. What’s not (usually) very complicated with tips is the question of what units are being calculated: it’s money. Duh. Money […]
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Just in case you didn’t know: a bunch of people are headed to Washington D.C. to get arrested. If you’re interested, you can join them! Ben and Jerry did! Do I mean the ice cream guys? Oh yeah. Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield were arrested at the United States Capitol building yesterday for participating in […]
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Apparently, some Canadian guy has been “systematically smuggling” thousands of turtles, and his career amounts to an estimated $1 million. So that’s ridiculous. His name is Kai Xu, and he’s some sort of 27-year-old blackmarket turtle kingpin, or at least a humbly successful freelancer. He smuggled turtles to China — probably he was the go-to guy. […]
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If you’ve ever sat down and watched tv with a kid, you’re probably aware that Dora is an explorer. She doesn’t just explore, though, she also makes friends, helps mutant animals, and takes an active interest in law enforcement. Dora is a role model. Kids (are supposed to) look up to her. You know this. […]
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There’s a man on the loose in this great nation’s capitol, and police are asking citizens to help track him down. But take heed before going vigilante on this guy. He’s not your average criminal, and I’m not talking about his trademark fedora. This man, this dastardly bastard, is so much more than a person […]
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