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Milk Producers Owe A Lot Of People Money… Including You?

Got milk? Or rather, bought milk? How about half and half, yogurt, or pretty much any kind of cream? In the past fourteen years? I’m willing to bet that you have, and if this is the case, then you could very well be eligible to receive a cut of a milk-related $52 million settlement. If […]

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Lions and other jungle cats rescued from some house in Nevada

Humans love their pets. We keep all kinds. Cats, dogs, birds, mice, snakes, rabbits, I could go on. If you want a list of acceptable pets, look no further than the internet. Key word though: acceptable. Because there is certainly a difference between a ‘pet’ and an ‘animal’. Some creatures, great and small, are simply […]

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Unrepentant man smashes Trump’s Hollywood star with pickax

We citizens of these United States of America are barreling into the final days of what might be the weirdest presidential election season on record. We’ve clenched our thighs around this torpedo for almost a year now, many of us for longer, and now our muscles are sore, strained. It needs to be over: this […]

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5 Things To Do Before You Meet With A Lawyer

Getting ready for your first consultation with a lawyer can be a stressful experience. What should you expect? How should you prepare? Is there some sort of “homework” you should take care of before walking through the door? Every lawyer does business differently, which can make it difficult to know exactly what to expect during […]

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Arkansas Judge accepted sexual favors as community service

When there are positions of power to be filled, there will always be those who seek to fill and abuse them. Such is the case of Arkansas District Judge Joseph Boeckmann. In May, he was forced to resign because of numerous accusations from young men defendants — some of them underage — who alleged that […]

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Half-headed man charged with attempted murder for mattress fire

Miami resident Carlos Rodriguez, 31, only has half of his head. His friends call him “Halfy” or “Half Head.” The top half of his head was removed after he got into a car accident at age fourteen. He first came into the spotlight back in 2010 when he was taken into custody for trying to […]

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Spinal Tap’s Harry Shearer sues for millions in film profits

The 1984 rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap attained was an immediate cult classic and has entertained audiences repeatedly for the past thirty-two years. Even if you’ve never seen the rockumentary, which follows the fictional heavy metal band ‘Spinal Tap’, you’ve probably had it quoted at you. Ever heard of an amp that goes up to […]

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Man drops acid, hallucinates house fire, and “rescues” a dog

Michael Orchard, a New Yorker from Halfmoon, was very courageous last Thursday. The 43-year-old man noticed that his neighbor’s house was on fire and immediately leapt into action, braving the flames and rescuing the dog trapped inside the inferno. By the time local authorities arrived at the scene, Orchard had already accomplished his mission, standing […]

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Corrupt NCIS agent fell under the spell of ‘Fat Leonard’

NCIS isn’t just a deathlessly redundant television show. The Naval Criminal Investigative Service also exists in real life, functioning as a protective agency that focuses on situations involving the Navy and Marines. Nautical stuff. You know, on the water. John Beliveau Jr. was an NCIS agent. Once, he was the NCIS agent of the year. […]

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Ronald McDonald forced into hiding over evil clown panic

Time plods forward, we grow older, approaching death steadily, and evil clowns grow larger in presence with each passing day. Probably we should blame the internet. This insanity is almost definitely the internet’s fault. Police officers predicted copycats when clowns first started emerging from the Carolina woods, and voila, the problem is now global. Meanwhile, […]

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