All aboard! Hahaha! Everyone who still thinks about the Osbournes will be relieved to know that Ozzy and Sharon, although going through an apparent rough patch, have not filed for divorce (yet). But it does look like the crazy train of marital problems has indeed left the station. Only time will tell if it goes […]
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It’s a situation that many people in America might have a hard time relating to, but Hillocks Primary School in Sutton-in-Ashfield, in some place called Nottinghamshire, has just released a statement to parents which reiterates a “no smoking pot in the front yard policy.” The reason why Americans could have trouble picturing this situation is […]
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When people are put in jail because they don’t have enough money to pay a fine, that practice is referred to as “debtor’s prisons.” Citizens living in poverty — particularly the homeless — are by far and large the victims of such enforcement. Even petty crimes like shoplifting or jaywalking can potentially result in jail […]
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Justin Bieber is a celebrity, which means when he embarrasses himself it’s a much bigger deal for him than it would be for us normies in a similar situation. Most people don’t make international news when they commit a party foul, because hey, who cares? Bieber, on the other hand… Well, he doesn’t have the […]
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Some pranks are simply not worth it. This is a lesson recently learned by Hunter Osborn, a 19-year-old who just graduated from Red Mountain High School in Mesa, Arizona. While undoubtedly encouraged by his cronies, the football player decided that it’d be hilarious if he exposed his penis during the team photograph, which would be […]
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Have you been to Starbucks before and purchased one of their chilled beverages? Did those greedy goblins put so much ice in the cup that you only managed a few sips? Rest assured: you’re not alone. And the movement you’ve been waiting for has just begun. Stacy Pincus, a woman from Illinois, has just filed […]
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Back in 2002, celebrities Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger went through a painful and life-changing divorce. The process consisted of tense litigation for over a year, which isn’t very surprising since famous people usually have a lot of money to fight over. However, money wasn’t the only thing at stake when Baldwin and Basinger separated […]
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A random dude in New York City just did a big favor for Shia LaBeouf. Last Saturday evening, 26-year-old Mario Licato got punched in the face and sent barreling down the stairs of a Lower East Side subway station. It knocked him out cold, but not before heard a stranger’s voice righteously declare, “This is […]
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When it comes to giving tips, calculations can be complicated. What’s an appropriate percentage to tip a shitty waiter, or alternatively, a decent one? What’s the standard tip rate from cab drivers? And so on. What’s not (usually) very complicated with tips is the question of what units are being calculated: it’s money. Duh. Money […]
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As all of us are painfully aware at this point, the artist we formerly knew as Prince has passed away. He was found in his Minnesota home/recording studio on Thursday (cause of death, unknown). It’s been a year for the obituaries — David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Antonin Scalia, and now Prince? The Grim Reaper seems […]
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