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Category Archives: Turner Law Offices Blog

Restricting Employment For Former Prisoners Isn’t Constitutional

Seven gavels crashed down in unison Wednesday when a Pennsylvania court unanimously agreed to nix the state’s permanent employment ban for former prisoners. Now, the criminal records of 200,000 citizens are no longer shackles in the rat race — well, specifically, the rat race of elderly care. Mr. Gorbachov, Tear Down This Law! The vague provisions under section […]

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Madonna’s Custody Battle: (Almost) Home For Christmas

Madonna Battles With Guy Ritchie To Keep Custody Of Son, Rocco There’s just one problem: Rocco doesn’t want to live with his mom in the Big Apple. The 15-year-old been staying in London with his film director dad and has apparently decided that he doesn’t want to leave. In the words of Eric Buckley, Rocco’s lawyer, […]

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Federal Prohibition Of Medical Marijuana Ends

Across the nation, patients suffering from conditions treatable by medical marijuana have scored a landmark victory — especially those who live in the states that haven’t legalized marijuana (which is most of them). It happened pretty quietly, all things considered. Somewhere in the 1,600 pages of Congress’ 2016 omnibus spending bill is a discrete passage that, for […]

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“Wolf Of Pharma Street” Yuppie Charged With Fraud

Pharma Bro Charged With Fraud; Hated For Drug Pricing Maybe you were skimming the news this week and saw all those headlines about the “pharma bro” that everybody is loving to hate. He’s Martin Shkreli, head honcho in the pharmaceutical industry, and he was arrested just a few days ago for fraud charges. Apparently he used hedge […]

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‘The Weeknd’ Sued for Stealing Song

Hip hop singer The Weeknd is being sued for copyright infringement. Cutting Edge Music alleges The Weeknd stole the baseline in “The Hills” from a score in the 2013 sci-fi movie The Machine. CEM has a solid case because the lawsuit stems from a Twitter direct message sent from Emmanuel “Million Dollar Mano” Nickerson, a producer […]

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“DO NOT BITE ME”: Zombie Groupie Tastes ‘Walking Dead’ Star

Walking Dead’s Norman Reedus Bit By Fan At Convention Norman Reedus got to experience actual fear of unscripted biting from a non-actor when an overzealous fangirl couldn’t resist biting him during a photo-op at the Walker Stalker convention. Rest assured, the attack was nonlethal and the biter immediately apologized for getting carried away. But the fact that it […]

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Voice Actor from Snoopy Charged with Making Criminal Threats

What a Block Head The voice of everyone’s favorite cartoon character is headed to prison. Peter Robbins, the voice of Peanuts‘ “Charlie Brown,” pleaded guilty for making criminal threats and will serve four years and eight months in prison. The 59-year-old Robbins sent threatening letters to a manager at a Oceanside, Calif. trailer park, where […]

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Detroit Dogs Attack & Kill 4-Year-Old Child In Front Of Mother

Lucille Strickland was walking to a Detroit elementary school with her 4-year-old son, Xaviar, when four pit bulls attacked them both. After she was knocked over, the dogs brutally mauled her son right before her eyes. In spite of Lucille’s and several neighbors’ attempts to fight off the dogs, Xavier was injured beyond recovery by […]

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Caitlyn Jenner Faces Lawsuit For Fatal Rear-End Accident

This story dates back to February when Caitlyn Jenner was still Bruce. She was driving on Malibu’s Pacific Coast Highway and wound up rear-ending a Lexus into oncoming traffic, resulting in the death of its driver, Kim Howe. However, Jenner and Howe weren’t the only drivers involved in the accident. Howe’s fatalities were the consequence of her Lexus colliding with a Hummer […]

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“Feminist” Porn Star Exposed: He’s Actually A Greasy Rapist

“Feminist” Porn Star Exposed For Multiple Rape Crimes On Set The acclaimed “feminist” porn star James Deen is looking at some serious accusations from women who claim that he raped them. So far, 5 victims have come forward with accusations of sexual assault at the hands of Deen, and it’s possible that the list is still growing. […]

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