Kenneth Starr, Baylor University’s president and chancellor, found himself in a sweaty situation Tuesday after several media outlets reported he’d been fired for involvement in sex scandal cover-ups. The University’s administration, under Starr’s leadership, allegedly neglected to address multiple reports of sexual assault over the course of eight years (2009-2016). An internal investigation, headed by […]
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$72 Million and… GIFT CERTIFICATES IS ALL HE GOT?!? Celebrity divorces can be messy. With so much money on the line, most Hollywood A-listers have lengthy prenups written up long before their first date. Albeit it professional athletes, movie stars, or the children of the rich and famous, those in the spotlight are sure to […]
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Customers of Maspeth Federal Savings Bank in New York’s Queens are mourning the loss of dozens of safe deposit boxes, or rather, their contents. Bank employees discovered the theft when they came across an enormous hole on the building’s roof, as well as a ladder and piles of looted safe deposit boxes. This trail of […]
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Delta Airlines had to lay off a stewardess from Memphis after finding out that she was stealing mini-bottles of liquor from airplanes and selling them on the internet. Rachel Trevor has been charged with the theft of approximately 1,500 bottles. And before you start making assumptions about her motive, no, she wasn’t getting hammered in […]
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All aboard! Hahaha! Everyone who still thinks about the Osbournes will be relieved to know that Ozzy and Sharon, although going through an apparent rough patch, have not filed for divorce (yet). But it does look like the crazy train of marital problems has indeed left the station. Only time will tell if it goes […]
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It’s a situation that many people in America might have a hard time relating to, but Hillocks Primary School in Sutton-in-Ashfield, in some place called Nottinghamshire, has just released a statement to parents which reiterates a “no smoking pot in the front yard policy.” The reason why Americans could have trouble picturing this situation is […]
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When people are put in jail because they don’t have enough money to pay a fine, that practice is referred to as “debtor’s prisons.” Citizens living in poverty — particularly the homeless — are by far and large the victims of such enforcement. Even petty crimes like shoplifting or jaywalking can potentially result in jail […]
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Justin Bieber is a celebrity, which means when he embarrasses himself it’s a much bigger deal for him than it would be for us normies in a similar situation. Most people don’t make international news when they commit a party foul, because hey, who cares? Bieber, on the other hand… Well, he doesn’t have the […]
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Some pranks are simply not worth it. This is a lesson recently learned by Hunter Osborn, a 19-year-old who just graduated from Red Mountain High School in Mesa, Arizona. While undoubtedly encouraged by his cronies, the football player decided that it’d be hilarious if he exposed his penis during the team photograph, which would be […]
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Have you been to Starbucks before and purchased one of their chilled beverages? Did those greedy goblins put so much ice in the cup that you only managed a few sips? Rest assured: you’re not alone. And the movement you’ve been waiting for has just begun. Stacy Pincus, a woman from Illinois, has just filed […]
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